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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state


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I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

this is literally the funniest post on here


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Jack Seward and Mina Harker stand around the phonograph on Jack's desk. The room is dark and cluttered, with books and cups and medical paraphernalia crowding the shelves, and a window illuminates the figures. Mina is pale but rosy, with dark brown hair. She wears a blouse and dark blue skirt and she holds Jack's arm excitedly. Jack is very pale with lighter brown hair. He is wearing a dark blue waistcoat and a red necktie. He is smiling, showing Mina the phonographALT
Closeup of the same scene, on their facesALT

“Why, this beats even shorthand! May I hear it say something?”

a commission of jack and mina from the scene where he's showing her the phonograph!


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an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me