“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
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*making out with you* *stops* i think someone just split the timelines
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I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.
this is literally the funniest post on here
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an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me
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Hey @estravai how does it feel to be the funniest person on this website
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It's honestly so brave of me to be a fucking adult sometimes it really is








